snapchatting: your honor, i plead not guilty on the grounds that i was just bein miley
amoying: *wears shades while blogging to protect my eyes from the dangers of the internet*
FANDOMS ARE TURNING INTO A FANDOM.
dippyeggs: ask-the-tooth-fairy: baby-tooth-on-redbull: legendary-gaurdian-of-fun: eastisbetterthanwest: People are shipping fandoms together (Hetastuck) There are Fandom OT3s (Superwholock) And there are fanfics ABOUT Fandoms The internet is uniting IT HAS BEGUN WE ARE BRINGING THE GATES OF HELL TOGETHER AND UNITING THEM WE ARE BRINGING SATAN I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL SATAN THOUGH ...
Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
dippyeggs: h31r0fd00m: DIPPY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IM CRYING TOO HARD IM SO DONE WITH MYSELF IVE BEEN LISTENING TO MOM’S SPAGHETTI FOR FORTY FIVE MINUETS JFC MARY
betternotmesswithmagnetman: cassiesstickerstories: villainsgoleft: literallygamzeeirl: ok but look at karkat and then look at sollux karkat tucks his shirt in but his pants also don’t have a fly like sollux’ does that mean he’s wearing sweatpants does that mean karkat tucks his shirt into his sweatpants karkat tucks his turtleneck into his sweatpants
Malik: "I do not accept yo' apologizzle."
Altaïr: "I understand."
Malik: "No, yo ass don't. I do not accept yo' apologizzle, cuz yo ass is not tha same stupid-ass playa whoz ass went wit mah crazy ass tha fuck into Solomonz Temple."
neenuhbee: queenaisling: a-weeping-fangirl: When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary Except for Ellen’s book right and tina fey’s
sonic-chickenkitty-iou: music-is-what-unites-us: singingtoabrokenstereo: every person who reblogs this will get a definition of a random word in their askbox every single person. go. I’ve literally never been more excited. I’m curious.
teyuss: current mood: gay